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We are tricksters in this world

Ethos

  • We don't have a grand purpose - we want what's best for our team
  • Distribution > everything
  • Execution is the only thing that matters
  • Only worth working on interesting stuff
  • We work to live
  • VC's can go fuck themselves
  • Build zebras not unicorns 🦓

Portfolio

We build and acquire software and distribution engines

Exits

ESG Analytics

Real time ESG risk tracking

Offsety

Offset your carbon footprint

Things we do

Consulting

COO services

We probably won't take you on

Quant Trading

We run a portfolio of quantitative and systematic portfolios

Carbon Trading

Carbon credit marketplace operations

Patch CIX Cloverly

Looking for capital from us?

We build, buy and invest in startups - but you compete with our own ability to build things - so we are super selective and often don't fund externally.

If you want even $1 from us - you better not be one of the following:

  • Narcissistic
  • A person who talks and doesn't actually build
  • A person who thinks that you need investment for a successful product
  • Someone who hasn't talked to their customers

And you better

  • Have a working platform - it costs like $100 to build that these days ...

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